ICECROWN - After Levnikmoore got his More Dots achievement and groaned at the crappy Ony loot that got chomped, he knew he would have to lead his team back to the Argent Timesink for neato loots that said "Heroic" on them.
"Fuck this noise," exclaimed Squanto, "I'm going to Scholomance." And to Scholomance he did go, where he is literally THIS CLOSE --| |-- to a second full set of Deathbone. Robe of the Void patterns might have dropped as well.
After one shotting the beasts and having mind freeze get resisted on Jaraxxus, Super was mauled to death by one Rev. Mentos Zombie. After coming back to life, Super became enraged and literally ate his face off. I'm not sure if he died again after that, but he had his revenge.
The Val'kyr Twins took the field in front of the literally tens of spectators Tirion Fordring had begged to come over. Riding the tournament's longest win streak, the Lunar Chaos squadron had their work cut out for them. "Just put FR up and look out for balls," said Fujiko, already on his second vodka tonic. The team had 48 attempts remaining that evening, allowing plenty of time to work on the Titanic Twins.
But they would only need one.
"We couldn't do diddily poo offensively," a frustrated Fjola Lightbane somehow ranted after landing dead on the floor. "In my opinion that sucked."
"I mean they are who we thought they [LC] were," conceded Edyis Darkbane, "My hat goes off to them, they just executed." Darkbane then boarded a bus to begin an offseason of standing in place and being naked. On the way out she added "At least they got shitty spell hit bracers and that Reckoning sword is sort of ugly."
To this, Gumbo could only utter the phrase "Bologna Sandwiches," just to piss Jeff off.
Posted by Fujiko
Oct 14, 2009
Last Updated:
Oct 14, 2009
